Big Bites
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Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Can't quite put my finger on it...
...Fingers?“Girl deers don’t have them. Only boy deers do.
Only boy deers grow fingers on their heads,
and that's 'cause they're boys.
Fingers are on the boys and not the girls.”
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Friday, June 16, 2006
Sinfully Sweet
my “Best Dessert Ever”
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Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Lippity Split
What color is your mood today?
To go along with my pretty new kitchen accessory, I had a wonderfully pleasant surprise this morning. On my “to do” list for, seriously, a year and a half now (I am not exaggerating!) has been to schedule dentist appointments. I decided to start with M and L, and then I will work on getting myself and N in for cleanings… I’m not worried about S and T, and B can wait until his next birthday. So I got the phone, the phone number, and my calendar out. I turned to August but had fingers in July and September, too, and checked to see what was going on those weeks, when we’d be in town, etc. Dental appointments, from my past experience, are the kinds of appointments (like an annual is) that you have to schedule way out in advance… “Okay, we can get you in for a cleaning in three months” sort of scheduling. So you can imagine my surprise when she said she could get M and L both in on Friday, the 16th. I was taken aback, “Oh, like this week Friday?! Great!” So, yay!—that is finally scratched OFF the list!!!
Right after lunch, S came from the backyard, past the kitchen and toward the front of the house. Next thing I know, I hear a great big thud and shrieking, screaming, cries of pain. I run in there, and the blood is pouring from her mouth. I’m flushing her mouth with water and dabbing up blood and slobber with tissues and trying to comfort her while figuring out exactly what happened. (Fortunately it’s just a couple split lips.) I’m shooing the other kids outside, so that they’re not hovering over her. In the pauses of S’s hollering, I can hear M gathering L and B, saying,
Now, just a quick question—have you ever witnessed a lovelier roll of toilet paper?! I found my new roll completely unrolled and in a pile on the floor. Not willing to waste it, I rolled it back up and stuck it back on the holder! Fortunately, it was only on the floor. About a year ago, B unrolled a brand-new roll of paper, but he stuck it in the potty. Fortunately, on that occasion, I found it before he flushed.
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Monday, June 12, 2006
Project Status: Complete (Almost!)
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Friday, June 09, 2006
Twinkies
"Look! Our hair is the same! We look the same!"
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Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Summer School
UPDATE!!!: M's windchimes were successful! They look really cute. She decorated them with some Sharpies, and then I sprayed them with polyurethane. She was excited this morning when she saw they were shiny. Tonight she's going to write a letter, and we're going to "wrap" the chimes in a bag. Tomorrow is the kindergarten picnic, so she'll take them to Mrs. T then. Friday is the last day of school, but it's "move-up day" so she'll spend the morning in her new teacher's class-- she'll get to meet her teacher and her class for next year.
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Monday, June 05, 2006
Wanted: Sanity Mint
Because of the painting, I covered the doorway in “do not enter” tape last night. I had N take off the door for easier maneuvering. Of course, S immediately came running in “Uh-oh, Moma! Uh-oh, Moma!” Then she readily admitted to pulling the tape down on purpose. Even still, somehow we managed to get through the entire day without anyone going into the bathroom!
Since the bathroom downstairs was off-limits, I kept sending the kids upstairs for potty time. At one point B went up and S followed him. After a little bit, I sent L up to check on things—she said B was still on the potty and S was playing. After a little longer, I sent her up again because it sounded a little suspicious. She came running back down, telling me that “this time it’s something bad!” Well, B and S had the drain on the sink closed, had the sink filled with water, had the water running, and had the tub toys out of the tub and in the sink… After mopping up the water that was everywhere, I went to hang the bathroom rug and the towel over the tub to dry. I then discovered the remains of S’s peanut butter sandwich in the bathtub—dropped during the retrieval of tub toys, I guess.
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Thursday, June 01, 2006
White Broccoli
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