Abbra-cadabbra... Humph.

How can it be that the Magic Eraser so easily removes

Sharpie scribbles from the kitchen counter,

dried boogers from the bedroom wall,

dog face muck from the doorway,

crayon marks from the window,

cooked-on spills from the stovetop,

black shoe scuffs from the floor,

pencil marks from the table,

stick figures from the furniture,

smilies from the wooden barstools,

and jolly faces from the window sill...

But, yet, has

ABSOLUTELY NO EFFECT

on little boy blue still gracing the toilet lid?

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