So that's how it works...
My headed-to-bed conversation with a 3 year-old boy:
Blessing #3: Moma, I need to go potty.
Monkey Moma: Okay, but let’s hurry up and get back in bed.
B#3: Mom, I tried to go poops, but I couldn’t go. I just went wet-wets.
MM: Oh, did you think you needed to poop?
B#3: Yeah, but not any more. Now I don’t need to. My bottom poop doors are shut.
MM: (suppressing laughter) Your bottom poop doors?
B#3: Yup! You can’t go poops when your bottom poop doors are shut.
(He gets off the potty and starts back towards his bed, then turns around and runs back to get on the potty again.)
B#3: Mom, I’m going poops now! My bottom poop doors are open! Poops push open bottom poop doors... That’s how you go poop, Moma, did you know?! The doors have to open first!”
Blessing #3: Moma, I need to go potty.
Monkey Moma: Okay, but let’s hurry up and get back in bed.
B#3: Mom, I tried to go poops, but I couldn’t go. I just went wet-wets.
MM: Oh, did you think you needed to poop?
B#3: Yeah, but not any more. Now I don’t need to. My bottom poop doors are shut.
MM: (suppressing laughter) Your bottom poop doors?
B#3: Yup! You can’t go poops when your bottom poop doors are shut.
(He gets off the potty and starts back towards his bed, then turns around and runs back to get on the potty again.)
B#3: Mom, I’m going poops now! My bottom poop doors are open! Poops push open bottom poop doors... That’s how you go poop, Moma, did you know?! The doors have to open first!”
by LaughterThoughts | 9:01 PM
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4 Comments:
He comes up with funniest things!
I'm so glad that he was able to figure out that mystery, so the rest of us could benefit! :)
I just HATE when those doors are shut. :-)
Hysterical! :D He sounds like such a cutie!
One time, when my youngest was 3, she showed me what she did in the potty..."This is the mommy poopy, the daddy poopy and the baby poopy!"
Don't you love this age!
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